Cage, the

A common nickname for the city, used by the locals. It's derived from "birdcage", so it's a pretty harsh judgement on the place.
"You're not in the sticks, rube, this is the Cage, the urban sprawl is a jungle, so your thrive or you die."
by Zed Numar July 22, 2021
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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.
John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."
by Lanceroni June 5, 2018
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Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT
Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!
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Beige Cage

When a man is forced to wear Linen/Chino Trousers/Shorts in the summer for work wear but they nether regions are very hot.
'Jack had is balls in the beige cage today for a London meeting, sweaty commute! '
by AbiAdmin June 19, 2025
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Nicholas Cage

“Hey who’s your favorite actor?”

Nicholas Cage Duh!”
by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022
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Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
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Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger's Cage provides an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!
by Rataray February 3, 2024
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