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Chloe is fit
by D - DD September 12, 2018
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Chloe is the funniest and kindest person you will ever meet. She can be loud and crazy and often very very weird. But you will love her. She is so smart and pretty and will make some weird jokes but she will always help you in everything from school to home she will be there for you. You need a Chloe in your life. She is helpful and will guide you. And she is hot and cute and funny.
Girl: Uh lucky i want to be a chloe
Other Girl: Sorry that one is unique

Boy: Oh that chloe girl she's hot
Boy: To late i already got dibs
by KIKI the amazing unicorn February 15, 2019
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Chloe is the most bitchiest and annoying slag ever. THE END.

PS. THIS IS COMIN FROM A MOTHERFCKINNN CHLOE
I seen that slag Chloe today! she tried to two-foot my marj!!!!!!!!
by n.hoe December 26, 2019
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Was once a fair maiden adrift at sea with her fisherman husband and children of 3.

Every morrow she rose the sail; that is until her skin turned pale.

For a herd of disease ridden pirates took her as slave; but to one of them her heart she gave away.

In a box she stayed as her beloved took care of her. Little did she know her husband was out searching for the scavengers.

After years and years with thy Chloe’s nag, the pirate was diagnosed with the bionic plague.

So basically kinda a bitch
She literally gave me malaria. Chloe’s kinda a bitch.
by Definitely not Chloe March 23, 2019
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If stoned is a term of drug addiction, then Chloe is indefinitely bouldered. A frequenter of the opium dens of Chinatown, Chloe takes a fervent pleasure in indulging in a variety of narcotics from baby cough drops to elephant tranquilliser. Her geographical knowledge knows no bounds and knows not only her arsehole from her elbow but also which country she currently resides in. A love of penetration of the back door passage is one of the few past times which manages to stop her from injecting heroin into her veins, however when it comes to entry of the rear end Chloe does require a much more sizeable prick than heroin.
That's Chloe, she likes big pricks and not just from heroin needles
by gymboy101 November 26, 2019
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Chloe is a ratchet ass White bitch in my school who tells us she’s 27% South African to act all hood, she comes to school with thick ass eyebrows, a terrible tan, a messy blonde bun and scrunchies and yet still thinks she looks and acts like a ghetto.
Dude 1: yo that’s Chloe

Dude 2: stay away from her

Dude 1: why lol?
Dude 2: she’ll clap her hands and shout at you if you just walk past her in the hallway
Dude 1: ohhh she’s ratchet.. right
by fredawhosis November 24, 2019
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Chloe is the most perfect person you will ever meet. She is somewhat shy at first but when you meet her she is incredibly fun and outgoing. She is gorgeous, and any man who ever gets to date her is super lucky. She is not quick to rush into anything, and always gives good advice.
"That girl is beautiful."
"Oh, that's Chloe."
by Fjdhsj December 4, 2019
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