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Typically one whomst suffers from the social compulsion to consume beverages of an alcoholic variety. Most often found in the watering holes of Saint Laurent, this specimen of the sesh offers a good evening for the right price. Of course beware, as is often with the fair maidens of Mcconell she posses the tendency to puff on the proverbial herbal concoction of the grass variety.
Oh good heavens my good man, tis a fair Layla offering a reasonable price for her services.
by gymboy101 November 26, 2019
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Typically one whomst suffers from the social compulsion to consume beverages of an alcoholic variety. Most often found in the watering holes of Saint Laurent, this specimen of the sesh offers a good evening for the right price. Of course beware, as is often with the fair maidens of Mcconell she posses the tendency to puff on the proverbial herbal concoction of the grass variety.
Oh good heavens my good man, tis a fair Layla offering a reasonable price for her services.
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Typically one whomst suffers from the social compulsion to consume beverages of an alcoholic variety. Most often found in the watering holes of Saint Laurent, this specimen of the sesh offers a good evening for the right price. Of course beware, as is often with the fair maidens of McConnell she posses the tendency to puff on the proverbial herbal concoction of the grass variety. However, whilst she aims to satisfy the frivolous wishes of her suitors, she herself has succumbed often to her carnal desires in the carnation of a fair haired originating from the gallic isles across the sea.
Oh good heavens my good man, tis a fair Layla offering a reasonable price for her services.
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As fair as the flowers that her suitors offer her after nights satisfying their venereal urges. Her mouth to mouth resuscitation is known to be most life bringing, however once her rosy lips lock themselves onto other appendages the future generations are only known to be channelled down her gullet. Known to travel to often to the dancing rooms and massage parlours of Saint Laurent, Dalia often seeks a ride to shelter from the bitter cold, yet often she turns to the warmth offered by her stimulated steeds she happily swallows their seeds as payment.
Got im exahusted, Dalia was riding me around all night
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If stoned is a term of drug addiction, then Chloe is indefinitely bouldered. A frequenter of the opium dens of Chinatown, Chloe takes a fervent pleasure in indulging in a variety of narcotics from baby cough drops to elephant tranquilliser. Her geographical knowledge knows no bounds and knows not only her arsehole from her elbow but also which country she currently resides in. A love of penetration of the back door passage is one of the few past times which manages to stop her from injecting heroin into her veins, however when it comes to entry of the rear end Chloe does require a much more sizeable prick than heroin.
That's Chloe, she likes big pricks and not just from heroin needles
by gymboy101 November 26, 2019
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