because you're gay

Max: Why is Wawa closed?
Jane: Because you're gay.

Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.

Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.

by SWalshie September 1, 2006

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you're mom gay

an epic roast used by gamers and cool people.

hahaha you cant play cod you're mom gay

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You're with me, leather

The best pick up line in the world. Used by Chris Berman of SportsCenter fame to pick up a chick dressed in leather at the bar. Made popular by Deadspin.com

Chris Berman: You're with me, leather.
Girl: *looks around, sees Chris Berman*
Both: *leave*

by Cory Anotado July 4, 2006

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Means you feel so deeply for a person that they have become a part of you. You feel them through every part of you. Wether they're actually with you at that very moment or not. Think head over heels nd TRULY being IN love with someone.

Can't get you outta my head. Day or night, near or far. DAYUM you're in my veins.

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You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010

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