your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Your Mom

Gay

"Billy, Your mom gay." said Richard. Billy replied with "No u"

by LmaoRawrXd April 20, 2018

Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015

your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.

I fucked your mom last night

by xb idc wdicgvw July 18, 2021

your mom

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

by CapPatrat December 28, 2005

Your Mom

The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.

Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.

by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004

your mom

A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.

Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.

by Pixxiespaz January 21, 2006