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yolo mcswaggins

Yolo mcswaggins is a religion in many dimensions. I am a traveler who is destined to spread my beliefs. If you do not start to worship yolo mcswaggin, you will have to cut your own dick off in boiling bleach. If you do not worship yolo mcswaggin after this mcswaggin punishment, you will have to live the rest of your life with a 10 inch dildo in your ass. Yes, a 10 inch dildo. To avoid all of this, just go to my cave downtown Minneapolis. It will say "free candy" on the side. All true believers are welcome. Have a nice day :)
-Hey dad, did you hear that if you don't believe that in yolo mcswaggin, you will have your dick cut off in boiling bleach?

-Yes son, we better go to that cave in downtown Minneapolis, and worship the yolo mcswaggins gods.
by Yolo mcswaggins Swag May 28, 2014
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YOLOLO

You only laugh out loud once. For when something is just kind of funny.
Guy #1: Did you hear about the best butter competition? There was a small margarine of victory.

Guy #2: YOLOLO!
by tiger36 December 15, 2012
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A code for girls to let guys know they do anal.
Girl: YOLO
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The-Yolocaust

A very very desperate tumblr user who has given up. They only have 0,8 followers and turgle turgled. If you get called "The-Yolocaust", Do take it as an offense.
"You're such a the-yolocaust."

"That's offensive, you really rustled my jimmies over there."
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Marco Yolo

When you're playing marco polo with a friend and instead of yelling "polo", he/she yells "yolo"
I was playing marco polo with Jane yesterday until it turned into marco yolo...I was then forced to exit the pool out of sheer humiliation.
by Merchant Dictator July 1, 2012
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Yolonation

When everyone shuts the hell up and yolo's quietly.
Finally, some yolonation so I can sleep!
by A Really Bored Friend November 27, 2012
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Yolo

a word used by amatuers- everybody cuz all you mother fuckers looked this shit up
Blonde : "lets jump off the cliff"
Normal: "Why?"
Blondie: "Cuz yolo duh"
by ProCondontbeabitch January 12, 2015
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