The Weed Wacker

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.

Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker

by Tony Cock October 2, 2011

wacker toodle fridge

a polite substitue meaning for wtf (i.e. what the fuck)

"Im offended when you say WTF...i KNOW what that means."
"yeah...wacker toodle fridge"

by rhialitybites March 18, 2005

wacker

The Australian slang version of the English "wanker".

Slight difference in that wackers tend to be more boisterous than wankers. Wankers kind of like to do things sneakily, and probably harbour a fear that people are calling them wankers behind their backs.
Wackers, on the other hand, are oblivious to what people say about them and seem to even believe their own bullsh!t.

There are more Australian wackers than wankers, but believe me - we do have both kinds.

Did you hear Bush talking to those sailors on that battleship? Honestly, the wacker thought they were laughing WITH him.

by lukeod January 9, 2007

rectum wrecker

A term used to confuse the simple minded.

Dolt: haha dude your such a loser, why does anyone talk to you?
Me: fuck off rectum wrecker
Dolt: huh?

by T.O.K. September 24, 2008

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"

by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.

That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut

by mjizzle October 4, 2012

Couple Wrecker

A person who tries to come in between a relationship of young lovers.

"Oh my god look at that couple wrecker trying to ruin their relationship"

by haha702 July 18, 2012