wheat toast

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.

Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?

by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

wheaties man

A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out

I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.

by Native Warrior March 1, 2009

cream of wheat

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

by Saints September 29, 2003

wettie

n.
Short-hand for wetback. Used to insult mexicans.

Check out those construction workers. They're all wetties.

by sloppyjugs August 15, 2009

Wheat Ridge

Home to rednecks and beaners alike, wishes that it had class like Golden. BTW you idiot coors brewing company isn't in Wheat Ridge you Wheat Tard its in Golden. Wheat Ridge High School is home to many douche bags who suck at lacrosse and like vandalizing things. The residents of this town usually lack class, manners, good looks, intelligence, and for the males cocks.

Also home to inbreds, white trash, and faggots like Conrad.

Golden and RV typically own these trailor trash bastards in all sports except for one year in football but it aint gonna happen again DEMONS GOIN TO STATE BABY!

WRHS student: Hey dude lets go get wasted and hit on some 13 year olds
Golden Student: No way you douche bag Wheat Tard go get a life and a fast food job you'll need the experience later in life.

Example two
WRHS student: Dude Golden and Ralston Valley suck.
Golden and RV students: at least were not some dumb inbred piece of shit you White Trash piece of Wheat Ridge shit

by Ski Colorado baby April 22, 2007

Wetty

A trinidadian Individual who thinks they have "swag" And Carry about themselves in a vain manner.

"See that man over there he is a wetty."

by shernellebangsoutxo June 14, 2014

cream of wheat

wheat that has been made disgusting

the french call it bleh - and for good reason

by Bronoun September 20, 2004