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clock watcher

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!
he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness
by russ sharp March 3, 2012
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hog watcher

An individual who looks at other men's dicks.
by Robfirmino December 8, 2016
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suspect watch

a term used by really gay teachers, when they feel students have indulged in acts of illegal activities. Students are placed on "suspect watch" and are sometimes interrogated by teachers.
You walk in late to class with your head down. Teacher yells at you "Yo boy, you are on suspect watch! Put cha damn head up and lemme look at them eyes"
by Katzilla January 16, 2006
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watch a movie

A cover for engaging in shenanigans of the perverse order.
They will watch a movie in more ways than one
by king of queens March 17, 2008
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Neighborhood Watch

A program where people of a neighborhood agree to look out for each other and a sign is erected warning criminals who may come into the area. This program runs on the idea that criminals who aren't deterred by the possibility of being shot, beaten up or arrested are deterred by a stupid sign and some window stickers. Furthermore, these people think they need a sign to tell them to call the police if their neighbors are being home invaded.
The cracked out serial killer will be stopped dead in his tracks by "neighborhood watch" sign on the street

Anyone who trusts their families safety to a neighborhood watch sign and not a real method of protection (IE GUN) is sick

The neighborhood watch program is void of all logic
by SK1234555 July 11, 2010
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their eyes were watching god

A book containing many very annoying black southern colloquialisms, with a horrible storyline about a black woman's oppressed life. Of course, she has to throw in a bunch of sexual innuendos involving pear trees, flowers, and bumblebees. If you like reading about a little town called Eatonville where only blacks live, and people from miles around gather to see the new lamppost installed, you'd love this book. If you 're anything like a cognitive human being that requires some kind of respectable theme or decent storyline to enjoy something, stay far away from this book.
Our AP English class got assigned to read Their Eyes Were Watching God, regardless of the fact that everything else we've read contains 200% more thought-provoking content than this garbage.
by Cognizant April 20, 2005
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sleep watching

what it says. watching someone wile they sleep- can be romantic, or something a stalker would do.
1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.

2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.
by silvercold9 November 25, 2007
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