Lucy Wasted

Insanely drunk to the point of foaming at the mouth. You drank Waaayyyyyyy too much.

"Are you drunk right now?"
"Man, I'm past drunk, I'm Lucy Wasted."

by nothing better to do April 17, 2015

waste bander

when a male gets a "wood" that they proceed to tuck in their waste band

When I see an attractive girl I get a waste bander.

by WOODtucker February 27, 2012

milk wasted

When a baby drinks milk and instantly goes to sleep

I gave the baby some milk and she was just milk wasted

by Cashbeaste October 6, 2023

DaPhNe WaStEd

To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.

Tonight I think ima get daphne wasted .

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Walkup Wasted

A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.

Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.

Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!

by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012

embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.

Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.

by kenluckatal November 29, 2012

Nuclear Waste

That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you

Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*

by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019