cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

Leg fap

When a girl has a leg gap and a FUPA

"Have you seen that chick Sally? She has a leg fap."

by malcolmsex69 December 9, 2014

Walk legs

When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´

Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.

Are you on walk legs?

by themanwithlegs January 31, 2016

Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

by thekre July 18, 2011

Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.

Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.

by adiejan January 16, 2011