The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.
Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!
Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!
Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!
by zmez October 18, 2011
by ChickenMcNiggas April 22, 2017
The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.
by retodded retodd November 19, 2010
When 2 or more people ejaculate in another's mouth at the same time causing said ejaculate to pour out of their nose (like a steam whistle)
He had 3 guys give him the steam whistle, took it like a champ hot carl angry pirate roman helmet donkey punch jelly donut
by 114sux October 10, 2015
Positive Context: *the act of defining an above average looking women by the usage of a phrase*
Negative Context:*as a point at which the clock needs to be stopped*
Negative Context:*as a point at which the clock needs to be stopped*
"Damn she is fucking hot I give her an 8-1-8, Blow The Whistle"
"frat guy wearing a pink polo with the color popped....blow the whistle"
"frat guy wearing a pink polo with the color popped....blow the whistle"
by Joe Floyd September 22, 2008
1) a person who passes gas throughout the day.
2) a person who likes to be screwed in the ass otherwise know as a pillow biter
2) a person who likes to be screwed in the ass otherwise know as a pillow biter
1) Oh, man that stinks, whistle britches you’re supposed to FYI.
2) Al is definitely the whistle britches between him and Michael
2) Al is definitely the whistle britches between him and Michael
by Day Shift October 14, 2005
by the meat man November 01, 2002