When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.
by buttnut Rodriguez September 03, 2013
by C3PO June 26, 2003
A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.
A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
by SUMHC syphilis January 16, 2011
A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
by Doucheperier February 19, 2010
A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel
by Chopperdave631 January 28, 2010
by Alex Wright October 03, 2005
people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009