That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you
Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*
by Lazylittlebastard May 31, 2019
When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed May 15, 2012
by Thestupidpodcaster December 15, 2021
by Expo314 February 27, 2012
by Drivetribe January 14, 2018
When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.
Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk
by Kleatus June 16, 2020