Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.

Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.

by AdamDangerX April 21, 2016

volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck

by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.

(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"

by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017

Sal Vulcano

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.

Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

Vomcano

The result of chundering in snow, where the vom melts a small crater, creating a small volcano shaped hole. Made famous by the Unexpected Items Youtube video 'Gap Yah'.

"We were trekking in the Andes, and the sun was just rising and glinting off the snow, creating this sort of ethereal haze, and I really got a sense of the awesome power of nature and the insignificance of man... and then I just chundered everywhere, all over the snow, I was like, have that nature, 1-0, made a little Vomcano, all the little chunklets froze, amazing."

by el mas grande March 22, 2010

voilcano

A massive undersea oil leak that spreads a plume of underwater pollution, similar to the ash from a volcanic eruption.

So you really think a nuke can seal the Gulf of Mexico voilcano?

by BP loves you May 26, 2010