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Vacationing

The American custom of leaving both your brain and your house vacant for a half night and then 8 and one half days out of each year so you can keep your bank account vacant for half a week and 8 and one half months out of each year.
"Here's the vacationing plan family; on Friday after school mom will pack the snacks while everyone else tries to pack their clothes and toys, after everyone is done, mom makes adjustments on everyone's choice of clothing while everyone else makes adjustments on the health level of the snacks provided. Next, we leave California in time to check into the hotel in Vegas before checkout time so we have an hour to sleep so we don't waste the night that we already payed for in advance. Then we buy the necessities we forgot and drive across the country to get to Florida by Tuesday before midnight so we can get at least 4 hours of sleep before spending 2 half days and one night in the Disney World Resort and buy mom sneakers and use the kids' help to vacate the rest of Dad's savings accounts and max out the credit cards. We won't be able to afford another night at the resort so we take a 30 minute nap before checkout and shove what we can in the trunk and attempt to make it back to California in time to take a 30 minute nap before school starts and while Dad is sleeping on his desk at work Mom digs into her hidden cash stash to pay the speeding tickets and buy AAA insurance for next year's vacation."
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vacation dick

A penis of impressive size, that is to big to be received on a daily basis. So it is seeked out when on vacation for a special time
-The guy I hooked up with last night had one hell of a vacation dick, just what i was looking for.
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Vacation Dart

A cigarette that you smoke on vacation.
Vacation darts don't count.

Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.

I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.

Mom: you smoke?

Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.
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vacation dick

A vacation Dick is a penis of larger than average size, that could be uncomfortable to receive on a regular basis, as opposed to a boyfriend dick
Oh man I hooked up with a guy at the club last night, total vacation Dick though. I'll be walking funny for at least a week
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vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick
Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.
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vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever
by Jish June 13, 2016
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vacation dick

A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
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