The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024
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Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
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Get the Shconty (von Smell) mug.The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
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Get the Von mug.The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
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He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.
King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
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