Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
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A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
“Bro pulled a total Von Grumo—aced the chem test, vanished for 3 days, and came back with a fur coat and six people owing him money.”
by Rubenzhal May 14, 2025
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