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Von

Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.
You are so lucky to have your friend von. They are the best.
by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021
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Von G

An LT student who is hot asf and has the best abs in town and he also has an absolute dump truck in the back
Omg did you see Von G walking down the hall, he’s such a baddie.
by Costa Rican penguin December 27, 2021
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De Von

De Von is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. De Von is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!
by De Von November 22, 2021
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VON

Von, the most awesome person to hang out with, you will be happy.
by Quo69420 October 9, 2019
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Von

The dude that gets women and is an overall well rounded individual and has a gigantic ass
Man 1 : Daamn that dudes ass is niceeee.
Man 2 : He must be a von.
by VonHasAHugeAss January 30, 2022
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von guten

When someone blue darts and a partner licks the hole to ensure safety or induce sexual pleasure. More often performed as a sexual act.
I tried to von guten her but she wasn't able to produce sufficient power to get a satisfactory blue dart.
by PessimisticBhole May 19, 2020
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Fehlgeburt von Herr Tamme

1:"Hattest du diesen Monat schon eine Fehlgeburt von Herr Tamme?"
2:"Ja, zum ersten mal!"
by HerrTammeFanboy September 13, 2017
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