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Chip Twin 

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
Chip Twin by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
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Home Twin 

A male or female you feel like is your sibling.
Me and my home twin, stayed up all night partying. fam ride or die
Home Twin by Trill_Queen_<3Areil August 20, 2016

white twin 

A twin or very close friend of yours that race is white or skin tone that is white
Me and my white twin is going to Starbucks
white twin by Random cutie February 6, 2018

Muffin twin 

Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
Muffin twin by Muffin twin January 1, 2019

Profile twin 

a profile twin is like a type of social media user who has the same profile picture as you (if the pic on your profile isn't u but a photo from google and another person has the same one on theirs)
me and my friend have the same kermit the frog meme profile picture on twitter so we're profile twins

Quentins twin 

A boy who stuffs a dildo up his throat until he coughs up blood. While fingering a rhino
Why do you act like quentins twin?
Quentins twin by Yurmumsstepbro September 24, 2019