few-ture

used in the context of party-lovers, rockers and all who embrace living it up in acknowledging that owing to your fast-paced lifestyle you probably won't be too many left breathing in about 5 years i.e. you'll be dead.

Robin:Dude you heard?Jim and Kenny drank 2 bottles of bacardi alone, got stoned on ten blunts, and later drove their dad's Camero into a wall before getting mugged by a prostitute as they staggered home.I'm shocked they're alive.
Ed:huh.they've got a few-ture those two.

by Muriuki July 13, 2010

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milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date

wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

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Guy Tugger

Slang for someone who likes to be hands on with male genetalia, often in the "tugging" motion. A.K.A Handjobs.

"Hey sassy, someone told me you were an avid guy tugger, is that true?"

"That dude is definitely a GT (guy tugger)!"

by Gtgt September 16, 2015

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the target effect

When you go somewhere and end up spending WAY more money than you originally intended. Like when you go to Target for a few things and end up with a cart full of things you didn't mean to buy.

I went to H&M yesterday to buy a pair of pants and suffered from the Target Effect. I spent $350 on new clothes. 😭

by B.T.H July 10, 2017

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