turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey

Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.

turtle knocking by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014

Turtle butter 

When your balls get sweating and stick to your legs

After a long day of working out I noticed I had a bad case of turtle butter.

Turtle butter by Washnwink June 6, 2016

Turtle poop 

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

Turtle poop by KD1234123 December 16, 2016

Turtle Nation 

turtle nation is a group for nergirks (nerd/geek) fandom over turtles and have an army of people who want to join in turtle nation we do stuff like hanging in storehouses talking about embarrassing stories and if we're bored we do what anybody wants to do. Turtle Nation has a bunch of weird kids who can't fit in and just want to be in a place where they feel like they can say anything without getting laughed at (unless it's a joke) or being called a freak. my friends and I have put that title in our school so when people say who are you we say turtle Nation, midget, chocolate milk god, goddess of fluffiness, or other stuff and to join our group you have to at least have one job. (mine's supplier) :) also don't get on our bad side we all can kick ass. have a great day

boy 1: who is that weird guy screaming
boy 2: IDK but I hear that he's the turtle nation captain

Turtle Nation by [e-mail] July 28, 2017

Turtle God of Sex 

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

Turtle God of Sex by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018

Turtle Nuts 

A word to describe your testicles when they shrivel up and get hard. Like a turtle's shell.

Man, it's freezing out here! I got turtle nuts!

Turtle Nuts by Wezal June 26, 2019

Turtleman's Corner 

A private discord server where everyone is banned at least once.

"Yo man, I got banned from Turtleman's Corner for the first time!"

"Nice!"

Turtleman's Corner by TurtlemanThe1st March 11, 2020