Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

Toot

my fave
didnt think last definition wentnup
ibsessed with jk
whore fir jk

lori: wow toot is so cool!
isa: girl its tot

by loripori January 31, 2024

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.

“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”

by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

toot

hahaha its like fart but if your 6 so its funny hahahaha hehe

I tooted last night!

by SnesLegend May 9, 2023

toot

Like a tweet but on Mastodon

A: I've read your tweet on Mastodon
B: It's called a toot

by Franz van Friedberg December 23, 2022

Toot

Slang for a vape

Pass the Toot

by crazybubber July 7, 2023