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anus toaster

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.
1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.
by Ally September 29, 2004
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toaster

another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike
"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"
by Lannyfresh February 22, 2007
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Magic Toaster

Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.
My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.
by Hojtastic September 2, 2009
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Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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ToasterVII🍞#6949 Day

something that needs to be removed from this website
ToasterVII🍞#6949 day needs to be removed
by lanmor2013 April 18, 2022
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1. To be stoned; high on the devil's lettuce.

2. A very warm cheese salesman.
This pop isn't working, Benny! I'm baking like a toasted cheeser. It's so hot here!
by Phrankenstyne July 11, 2020
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toastella

lemme get some of that toastella!
by gonadsnaddssssssssss June 4, 2011
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