(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
by theblackthunder September 13, 2014
GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jasmine the cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by bananananana split October 25, 2018
Having a particularly shitty day
After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.
by wordchick October 06, 2009
I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.
by Concentrating on smoothness July 17, 2020
1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.
2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.
2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.
"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."
"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."
"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."
by MadMardigan November 12, 2014
when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020