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shiver me timbers

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.
I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.
by Kuno May 21, 2005
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Timbitch

A "Timbitch" is a stupid, gullible person that goes to Tim Hortons after agreeing to buy coffee for 4 or more people, inconveniencing EVERYBODY that's waiting to buy coffee behind them.
You go to Tim Hortons to buy 1 coffee and the person that's before you orders 7 or 8, making you wait longer than you should have to. THAT person would be a Timbitch...
by dread1979 July 20, 2008
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timbering

The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.

Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
Man, all the rocks out here suck!
Well, we could always go timbering.
by Samanthuel March 31, 2010
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Timble Tingle

The sexual act and/or position when a male and a female are sitting next to each other and the female is having mouth to penis intercourse with the male while the male is having tongue to vagina intercourse with the female. This act is much similar to the Position 69.
Me and Olivia Timble Tingled the other nite.
by halla3 June 16, 2011
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christmas timber

on christmas when you are unpacking your gifts, nothing ruins it with your christmas tree falling straight down onto your temples and knocking you out cold, this is what is referred to as christmas timber.
on the news the other day, a few people suffered from christmas timber while opening their beatiful presents, and had to go to the hospital!
by reffered to as bill murray?yes November 29, 2009
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timbitch

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.
Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?
by Megamerican August 15, 2007
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Timberline PK-8

Timberline is the worst school to exist in the US it’s a school that is racist I went to a teacher and told her that a kid called me a gay c*nt in Spanish and she didn’t do anything I did the same thing and I got suspended for a week
by Mr. RockTable February 26, 2019
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