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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

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Timberdoodled

An altered state of consciousness where a human subject is so intoxicated they can only communicate by "Meeping", the call of the American Woodcock (colloquially referred to as a Timberdoodle)

"My mother wasn't very happy when I got completely timberdoodled at my nephew's 6th birthday party"

by Ofsaan March 31, 2025

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Timberdoodle

Timberdoodle a young hunter!

Come on timberdoodle the tree stand is just a head

by Matterlizard September 17, 2025

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Timber Doodle

A quick sexual rendezvous amongst hunters who meet each other in the woods by happenstance.

I was out deer hunting, and I came across this guy who called himself Sunshine, we had a fantastic Timber Doodle and then went upon our ways.

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one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

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Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

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