Life

You live your childhood being carefree then when you start kindergarten you officially start your walk through hell. At the end of collage you celebrate then another gate appears, which leads you to work, until you retire at the age of 60 then die in the near future.

I am going through the hell stage of life.

by 77x77 February 27, 2018

life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012

Life

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will

"I hate myself."
"Thats life dude."

by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015

Life

A meaningless void of insults and sucsess.

Man, life is a weird concept.

by MaryDidYou December 17, 2018

Life

Something that can be easily fixed with the loop of a rope

"What are you doing dad"

"Just making life better"

by Bag-o-dicks February 9, 2017

life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.

some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.

by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015

Life

A joke.
A literal joke.

Need more in-depth detail?
Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

Yesh.

Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."

by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020