Ripping a Grumpy

Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.

Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.

by UnholyFrostbite October 22, 2009

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Ripping bowls

to smoke weed fast, hold it long, and smoke it hard out of a "bowl" (a small glass pipe used to smoke weed).

dude, when can we start ripping bowls? i want to bake before we go inside.

by yomamaintshit February 24, 2009

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Date Rip

an expensive date that leads nowhere

Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?

Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.

by Peter Greenwall January 22, 2010

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rip me

Stands for “Rest in Peace Me,” used to express sadness.

Good lord Trump is our president. RIP Me.

by Kalarus November 09, 2016

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not my rip

short-hand for indicating that a movie that you're posting for download online was not digitized into computer form from the dvd or vhs ("ripped") by you personally.

not my rip. all the episodes of "beavis and butt-head".

by nobodyhuhhuh March 15, 2009

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