Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.
You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....
by Afrothundr November 01, 2010
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Go Vampire

When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.
"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."
by Koko B. Ware December 21, 2009
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vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS
As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job
by meowpoop November 06, 2007
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motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.
I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!
by ichabod October 10, 2005
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Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.
by whatupiact May 24, 2010
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Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
by Lou aka Bella swan February 01, 2021
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Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
by Jono523 August 20, 2013
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