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Pleasure Pipe

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?
by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012
mugGet the Pleasure Pipemug.

Piping mince

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”
by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023
mugGet the Piping mincemug.

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!
Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!
by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022
mugGet the Split The Pipesmug.

paint the pipe

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.
by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
mugGet the paint the pipemug.

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
mugGet the scouring the pipesmug.

Pipe Wipe

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.
Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.
by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015
mugGet the Pipe Wipemug.

Double Piped

Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out
Frederick: Fuck! Last night my wifey got home early and made me double piped.

Bray: Unlucky fam
by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016
mugGet the Double Pipedmug.

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