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The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.
That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants
by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
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patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.
"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."
by Al Benedict October 18, 2020
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social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.
Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
by 2ANJ October 14, 2018
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.
by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025
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Bi-Patriot

Someone who goes to a different country on vacation that is known for having a large amount of nature (Costa Rica, Peru, Trinidad) and when they get back, criticize every thing about America for being so greedy. This lasts for about two weeks, until they go back to their old ways.
John's being a real Bi-Patriot douche ever since he got back from his Costa Rica trip.
by ireallyhopenooneusedthis May 24, 2011
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Patriot fishing

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist
Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag
by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021
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