MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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by random_boiz October 26, 2020

Tender Lungs

a term used mostly by marijuana smokers for someone who can only take small hits or gets high off of small amounts

person 1: (takes a 3 minute long hit then passes the bowl)

person 2: (takes a 4 second hit)

person 1: dude your such a tender lungs

by MrHardRock January 3, 2010

Lung-gasm

When you hit that tube and the weed is just so damn good you start coughing and it feels orgasmic.

Damn dude i just cleared that 2 gram bowl and had a Lung-gasm.

by mildly April 20, 2011

blue lunged

Similar to a cockblock, but with weed. You're just about to get hiiiigh and something gets in the way.

Man that Allison really blue lunged me when she insisted we smoke crack instead.

by richdafivenine April 22, 2011

Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

by campinchampion May 15, 2011

[To the lungs]

When you smoke a small or large portion of cannabis to yourself.

I'm about to roll this eighth of this OG kush and take it To the lungs

by The east bay* June 1, 2011