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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
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Cock Lung

A blowjob that's a bit more than deepthroating a guy, when he lung fucks you
Steve told Angela he wanted to give her cock lung cause he wanted that special kind of blow job
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Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"
P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!
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Levine Lunge

Louis special little way of leaning straight down her pussy to achieve maximum orgasm as he munches on the ramen that he left the day before
Man got the levine lunge today bois woopwoop
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Lung Butter

The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes
Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.

Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.
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Lung Fuel

When you're in Hunt: Showdown, you need greyhound to get more Lung Fuel.

If you don't have greyhound you will have to stop running to refuel up on your Lung Fuel for a few seconds.
"YO SLASHED, IM OUT OF LUNG FUEL, I need to wait a sec in the bush."

"Okay, I am running out of lung fuel too, watch the Erico."
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