How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

by anonymous December 13, 2017

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact

Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
*random person runs and hides*

by RobScheflo January 9, 2008

Chuck Norris

A badass

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.

by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 17, 2014

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021

Chuck Norris

A badass turned homophobe.

Chuck Norris used to be a badass, but now he's a homophobe.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the best Coach in the world, he will kill your dog.

Dog killer Chuck Norris is back in town.

by TrueTeller101 February 9, 2019