I'm so far behind I can't hear the band. 

Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.

I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

I'm so far behind I can't hear the band. by olde matey May 3, 2016

Don't fight the pipe 

1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.

1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

Don't fight the pipe by Silky Johnson December 9, 2005

you don't know the meaning of the word 

The statement is said to express ire and/or contempt. When someone says it, they are saying that the person who used the aforementioned adjective should not be using it, as they don't truly know what it means to feel it. I.E. you had your face melted off, and you broke the arm of someone who pissed you off. You would say "Painful? You don't know the meaning of the word."

Offender: My family are all idiots. I mean, I'm never stop having to suffer their genocide.
You: Suffering? you don't know the meaning of the word.

you don't know the meaning of the word by Tevel February 22, 2014

Didn’t make the cut 

Basically means ya face is ugly

Yasni: yeah my face didn’t make the cut on that picture

Didn’t make the cut by Xxx_gg May 12, 2019

It didn't touch the sides 

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

It didn't touch the sides by CalSouth March 11, 2015

Don't Be The Patriots 

Going undefeated only to lose when it counts

Come on, Don't Be The Patriots

Don't Be The Patriots by Max and David December 22, 2009

can't rape the willing 

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

can't rape the willing by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015