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Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast
you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman
by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017
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simon berry

THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*
*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?

Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard
by Mr. Slurp April 26, 2019
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Simon Trepanier

Simon Trepanier is the absolute perfect man amoung men. Typically a french man. He is very kind hearted and genuwine. He is the type of man you can spend the rest of your life with and never get bored . Someone so incredibly easy on the eyes, that you never want to turn away. Brillient and sexy
I am in love with Simon Trepanier
by OntarianGold August 29, 2010
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Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.
I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.
by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005
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Simon Walters

The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.
Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.
by alphashed December 6, 2018
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Simone

Simone is a girl who is sometimes cute and very quirky She has an
acquired sense of humour. She is not into sports but she plays instruments . Most of her friends are probably girls because she is comfortable around them. She can get crazy sometimes but her friends love that about her. She also has a fear of a lot of things like insects etc. Overall she is a weird girl with a wholesome personallity.
Jen - Dude look at simone!!! She's crazy bro.

Andrea - Ha-ha Simone your going to kill me! Stop running around like a headless chicken! llolll
by thatonebadmintongirl June 6, 2020
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John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store
by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014
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