When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soupmug. a different breed of penis.
by bepistheman15 November 13, 2020
Get the peenmug. Ladies and gentlemen sheen yer peeeeens!
Actor turner peen sheener in a card game gone wrong. Sheen Peen is a noun verb adjective, whatever you want it to be. Use it for all your daily interactions in life until you're DEAD.
Actor turner peen sheener in a card game gone wrong. Sheen Peen is a noun verb adjective, whatever you want it to be. Use it for all your daily interactions in life until you're DEAD.
by Sheen peen April 4, 2023
Get the Sheen Peenmug. The most annoying creature on the whole entire Earth. This creature is as fat as the Sun, and always farts out loud in class.
by Necromancer1000 December 23, 2019
Get the Pornus Peenmug. by Big black salami July 31, 2019
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Get the Mickeys peenmug.