Hank

Small rodent like creature that has a tendency to be sassy

Oh golly theres a hank in my garage!

by megafussybaby February 19, 2022

Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

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Hank is amazing

by CaseWord March 21, 2020

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!

by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025

Bobby hank

From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.

I'm aff forra Bobby Hank. Gimme 5 minutes and me phone.

by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023