Cherub Fountain

The act of pulling one’s penis directly up and proceeding to piss in one’s own mouth simulating a decorative cherub garden fountain.

“I want to surprise my art professor with a stunning picture. Maybe I should try to Cherub Fountain.”

by ZombieMercs December 25, 2023

Trout Fountain

When rancid pussy is a squirter

Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"

Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021

Blood fountain

When you rip off someone's head with great force. When the blood squirts out grab the shoulders and begin to slurp up the blood.

After ripping the children into pieces the nun gave Harvey a blood fountain.

by The scribe of thy lord May 2, 2018

Water fountain

The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease

Don’t drink out of the water fountain

by Joedaddyyyyyy January 15, 2020

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.

my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.

by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021

Jersey wop fountain

When you bring an Italian girl from New Jersey home, and she squirts on your couch.

Holy shit man, after I took that wop chick home the other day she gave me that Jersey Wop Fountain.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024