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cringe boy

A name given to an individual has no social skills nor friends. They have the aptitude to create pure cringe. Affected people, who are considered normal by the norms of society, are hurt mentally and physically by this individual. Confrontation of this person may cause severe depression, suicidal thoughts, deep frustration, anger issues, bursts of uncontrollable laughter, rolling of the eyes, face palming and temporary loss of mental capabilities.
Cringe boy : 10 feet away, alone, not knowing anyone in the room, never having achieved a successful social contact with anyone there and bursting out in a muffled laughter while rubbing and pulling his hands together like a retard

"Hey guys, look at this meme, it's so funny!"

Others: Not listening nor looking back at the cringe boy, not even thinking they are being addressed by this socially awkward walking meme, continuing their business

Cringe boy: After 10 seconds of looking at the normal group with a smile on his face and a glare of hope in his eyes, still rubbing his hands together.
"Oh right, I'm talking to a wall"

Group of normal people: Laughing and making jokes about lolies and underaged girls
"If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Cringe boy: Walking up to the group, in a serious manner with a hard slow canadian accent.
"No, No, No! If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for the cock!"

Normal group of people: Discussing about the patch notes for LoL, talking about the Ravenous HYDRA item...

Cringe boy: Gets up and walks to the group, leaning in and whispering in one of the group's member's ear with a dark and creepy voice
"Heil Hydra..."
Proceeds to go back to his place
by SpychoMonkey December 2, 2016
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Liquor Cringe

The face you make after you take a pug / shot of hard liquor.
The liquor cringe is a totally involuntary expression
by kedyns November 15, 2010
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Cringe Fissure

Describing comedy so awful that it makes you cringe and rips your butthole apart (fissure)
Did you see Corinne Fisher's standup show the other night?

Man, so CRINGE FISSURE.
by Corrine Fisher July 19, 2021
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Butt cringe

When you hear or see something that makes your bum cheeks feel clenched or tickly/ funny
Seeing all that blood totally made my butt cringe
by BlueMerryweather September 13, 2020
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Slimy Cringe

A cringe that doesn't hit you hard like a normal cringe, but instead it slides it's way over you molesting you so afterward you just feel uncomfortable and disgusted
Carl: hey bro you know that kid Jacob Santoris?
Jake: yeah dude
Carl: he's got slimy cringe written all over him
by Hornythorny69 July 28, 2016
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Big cringe

Nickname of anyone who is very cringey in how they speak, usually saying dead meme. Like come on, grow up.
Big cringe is such a nerd, like he needs to go outside.
by konner28 October 21, 2021
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Cringe of hipsters

a collective noun for a group of hipsters, as in a murder of crows or a pack of wankers.
"Have you seen those fellas over there? The ones drinking ale out of a boot with froth on their waxed moustaches. No, not them, the one with the Edwardian top hat next to the lad that rode in on an ostrich, that cringe of hipsters stood at the bar"
by grumblah July 18, 2019
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