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Conservative

You have the freedom... to do my book....

Conservative “Hey!”
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Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”

Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”

Iam “I...”

Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”

Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”

Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”

Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “

Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”

Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”

Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨

Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”

Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨

Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”

Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”

Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”

Iam “I don’t though...”

Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”

Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”

Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”

Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”

Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter
the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update
by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting that CONservatives, Republicans, and right wingers ONLY represent their own interests and the interests of the sketchy, ultra wealthy, and corporate donors who own them!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
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Conservative Troll

Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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gdp conservative

These are fake milk toast conservative who thinks about everything in economic terms. Pro-choice, mass immigration, PC etc.
A GDP Conservative include 99% of the British Conservatives and many of the USA Republicans
by Peter Hitchens September 19, 2019
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Union of Conservative State Republics

A word inspired by the letters USSR, the UCSR was the end goal of what Trump wanted to turn America into. In the UCSR, the US will no longer exist as it once was. The federal government would prohibit the enactment of any Democrat ideals, and end all forms of welfare and public education. Immigration would come to an end. Online platforms would be prohibited from creating their own rules. Punishment for crimes would be harsh. Sex-Ed would be banned.

The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.
If Trump got a second term, by 2024 the US would have either turned into Union of Conservative State Republics, or Trumpistan.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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