Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

Bean Twist

Stimulating the clitoris between the thumb and forefinger by twisting in feverish manner.

After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.

Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.

That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Beane Stalked

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.

Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.

by Savman October 6, 2011

bean

oc, oxycontin. that foil on the road in the suburb isnt from meth.

dude just straight up tried to smoke a bean in my car. i was like fuck that

by bobbybrown206 April 18, 2008

true beans

to be true in nature while also maintaining cool bean status

Fernando: English is the worst class ever. It's so boring and I hate the teacher.

Franciso: True beans.

by thetruthbean November 25, 2010

frank and beans

cock and balls

"His beans, not his frank was caught in his fly"

by Double D Rukus May 7, 2003

Bean Head

Are you a coffee lover? Do you drink at least 1 coffee a day? Do you crave coffee? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then guess what, you too are a BEAN HEAD

I drink coffee everyday, I am a bean head
coffee lover coffee drinker coffee

by Bean Head Coffee September 27, 2013