Port Bird

A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!

"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?

What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!

by Snapper October 8, 2004

early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

by Light Joker May 18, 2005

Opila bird

Opila bird

Opila bird

by Am not gay February 19, 2023

Tuxedo Bird

A tuxedo bird (AKA a penguin) are a type of bird. They have evolved to be so snazzy that the tuxedo is on their skin.

*at the aquarium*
Man look at all this didelly darn tuxedo birds we got there

by buckwindow June 30, 2018

Alex Bird

He is a legal bird who got created in a lab and also a very good rock climber

Name: Alex Bird
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal

by anonymous March 17, 2021

Bird chest

Skinny, Having absolutely no chest at all. No muscle mass no cuts.

Related to: names like Arthur Anthony weak people etc

One blow to the chest was all it took, he had a bird chest.

by Bigbro 666 December 15, 2021

bird hair

When a girls bangs are so short some pieces stick straight out.

"That girl over there has some vicious bird hair!"

by lexieisFRESH April 8, 2009