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quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.
Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
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finer than frog hair

Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:

1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.

2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.

3. A state of being extremely thin

(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"

Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"

2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"

Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"

3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"

Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
by the big tiger January 18, 2011
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crazier than a shithouse rat

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.
That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.
by teh pope December 9, 2004
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Wetter than an otter's pocket

A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.
Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now
by CoolMexicanMustacheLicker345 August 26, 2020
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Cum is thicker than water

When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
by Shojonen November 12, 2010
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Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
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Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.
Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!
by Sweet James October 9, 2015
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