Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
Get the better a smartass than a dumbass mug.Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:
1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.
2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.
3. A state of being extremely thin
(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.
2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.
3. A state of being extremely thin
(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"
Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"
2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"
Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"
3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"
Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"
2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"
Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"
3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"
Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
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Get the crazier than a shithouse rat mug.A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.
Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now
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Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
by Shojonen November 12, 2010
Get the Cum is thicker than water mug.Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!
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