Teenage fan girl

Dumb horny virgin teenage girls l that are obsessed with Guys too good looking and or famous for them. They can’t actually being a real relationship because they’re too obsessive and clingy. So the fantasize about being with a guy that they would have zero chance ending up. The guy they are currently obsessed only lasts 3 to 4 years max. A good example is girls obsessed with Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth Big Time Rush and One Direction. Teenage fan girls use a lot of the time looking up facts about the guy they like . . . Or the legal term STALKING them on a daily basis. Let’s be honest no guy wants to be with a girl that he never meets that knows every detail of their personal lives. Horny teen girl follows their celebrity crush on all social media account twitter snapchat and Instagram. They use some of-of their free time to write fanfiction‘s about their crush. There are very ugly inside and out and expect the person they want to be with to look like models. The only way they lose their virginity is to a fuck boy Who make them wear a paper bag during intercourse so that he doesn’t have to look at her. They have very high expectations on what the person they want to end up looks like it needs to look in the fucking Mirror themselves.

She stayed a virgin because she goes after guys that don’t want to fuck her. Teenage fan girl

by It’s true bitches October 24, 2018

busted tees

A website that sells T-shirts with slogans on them that would be funny if they weren't on a t-shirt.

Scott: Hey guys, look at my funny shirt!!! I'm cool!!!
Joe: It's not funny if I have to read a fucking paragraph just to get the point, retard.

I hate busted tees.

by Vaughn Proctor April 8, 2006

Teenager

1)A bag of unsteady hormones.
2)A human in the most confuse time of his/her life. From 13 to 20. When you're pushed by society to decide all sorts of things.
3)The age to make stupid things like getting incredibly hammered or high.
4)The age were your brain looses all capacity to know how to keep your bedroom tidy
5)The time to engage in the wonders of real social life.
6)The time to be anti-social towards your parents and similar adults.

"My son's so irresponsible these days! He won't make his bed, I think he's started smoking, he only cares about his friends and never thinks about he's future! he could be a doctor! Plus, I found a stack of playboy magazines under his bed the other day! An he won't talk to me!"
"Sounds to me your son has reached his teenager phase... Like you never were one!"

by wareveh March 3, 2009

teenager

The quantity 1.75 grams of cocaine.

How much blow should we get, man?

A teenager.

by Theresa May 13, 2005

Teenage Power Surges

just like hot flashes, except it occurs in young girls

"Omg, like, I am so hot. I think I'm having a hot flash."
"Girl, you're too young to have a hot flash. You're just going through TPS (teenage power surges). Mhmm."

by Dianme August 10, 2007

The Teenage Millionaires

Derived from the posh clothing line, The Teenage Millionaires are Money In Human Form. The term Coined in late 2003, Sets apart a group of the Socially Elite On Longisland. Also See Mean 15

Fat Girl: EW OMG THE TEENAGE MILLIONAIRES TOTALLY LEFT 'ATKINS SIGNS'' ON MY LAWN!
Fat Friend: Did u call the number? Im sure they are only trying to help you out.

by Or8T875929 April 22, 2006

Helena Tees

Helena is besties with Josephine Damjanovic and izzy ob they do dumb shit together like buy 12 frozen cokes. She is as hot as the sun and everyone likes her. Shes a bondi chic and is fit as fuk

Josephine: Where tf is Helena Tees
Izzy ob: Probably at the beach with her boyfriend Jett

by snitch bitch ;) October 17, 2019