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cringe tattoo

"Baby on me" and "My friendship is not behind vodka" is a cringe tattoo.
by goddamn3000 March 14, 2023
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the tattoo effect

Where Someone Who Has A Tattoo Makes Them Very Sexy
by Celiah March 9, 2017
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Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
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tattoo

a popular, yet highly condemned, body aesthetic personal choice, which people use to show off, express their creativity, deal with traumatic events, or fix temporary whims and boredom.

basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.

if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?
naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
by Death Menace June 21, 2023
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Dino Nugget Tattoo

This is a tattoo that someone who is a known, and proud racist gets.
Kick that n-word bitch off the plane
-a man with a dino nugget tattoo
by NickyPatrickGuerrero April 28, 2021
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Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.
by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023
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