anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.

Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005

Scooby Scare Tactics

Jivespoken by blacks in order to intimidate or scare white people.

These black guys walked up to me and tried pulling their scooby scare tactics on me.

by someM14u February 28, 2011

Tasting

The process of walking into a neighborhood you don't belong to, Inwhich you weren't invited (usually looking suspicious).

Tasting can be caused by looking for a new party spot, smoking area, starting trouble, or simply getting lost.

Tasting can result in disputes over territory among other things.

JOE: "I've fucking seen that car pass by three times today and you know good and well they don't live here."

JUAN: "Man, you know those bitches are TASTING."

by Chris Borrelli January 8, 2006

Final Fantasy Tactics

A JRPG that does not revolve around a retarded story about emo-looking teenagers angry about the world, instead it has a large and complex plot involving political intrigue, philosophical dilemmas, betrayals, manipulation, demons and conspiracy theories. Not to mention that the soundtrack and the tactical battle system are outstanding as well. As a result it was not deemed to be worthy of appraisal by the Final Fantasy 7 fanboyish masses for being too complex, and ended up being unfairly overlooked by the majority in favor of other games.

The initial PSX translation sucked a lot, but ended up generating several memorable lines.

FF7 fanboi: Lol I played Final Fantasy Tactics and couldnt understand the battle system, and teh story sucks. Wat a crappy gaem!

FFT player: Yeah, whatever.

by benacer July 25, 2011

tactical wooby

a wooby with extra pockets for carrying ammo,tac light, multi-tool, and other equpiment.

Military jacket or tactical vest that someone just will not take off. No matter how cold or hot it gets.

by kbaker April 29, 2005

tactics arena

An online game where players can battle each other in a board-game type atmosphere using different characters such as knights, dragon tyrants, etc, to fight each other until they have destroyed all their opponents pieces. Players can join clans and also have a ranking that depends on how well they do in matches. There are two types of accounts, gold and grey. Gold accounts are players who pay 5 dollars a month to receive better character pieces, the ability to make and lead your own clan, and doesn't get logged out after games. Grey accounts are free and are erased from the server after 1 month. Also after every game you are disconnected, having to log back in every time. I played as a gold member for 1 month and by that time i was bored. It is ok for awhile but their are better games.

My ranking just went up because I won my match in Tactics Arena!

by maatttttt June 22, 2008