tard fucker 

Well a certain person named Jarred was once so desperate he actually fucked a retard. We told him it was wrong and that he himself must have been partially retarded. So he is a tard fucker! He doesn't deserve the re as any retard could beat him mantally and physically...

Jarred you fuckin' queer tard fucker!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!

tard fucker by wouldn't you like to know.... February 7, 2005

Tard-o 

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

Tard-o by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

tard machine 

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

tard machine by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

tard rag 

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

tard rag by mofonutz August 26, 2006

Tard Cart 

Another name for a wheelchair

Look there Olivia and Emily go,,! Off in their tard carts!

Tard Cart by Jamie123bbwen January 16, 2011

tard box 

a really really stupid version of a retard. most scene kids use it!

omg that guy is such a tard box

tard box by sceeneydixee April 13, 2007

Tard Locker 

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

Tard Locker by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010