half-tard

Someone who exudes the characteristics of a mentally retarded person, but is not legally retarded.

Johnson is the king of the half-tards, but he doesn't actually play in the half-tard band like Mario does.

by t-dizzle July 6, 2004

pot-tard

A person showing signs of retardation due to heavy use of Pot

by Pot Head December 7, 2002

E tard

An E tard is someone who frequently uses ecstasy and has become a retard because of it. They suffer from rapid weight loss, verbal diahhera, and depression.

"Dont take ecstasy frequently or youll become an e tard"

by kiwi82 April 27, 2008

O-Tard

O-Tard,O-Tarded, Much like an E-Tard, E-Tarded only symptoms are the result of multiple orgasms, and not E. Refer to E-Tard for the definition of E-Tard or E.

V is officially responsible for makeing M into an O-Tard.

by PR4GM4TIC_AP4THY July 17, 2006

tard-a-thon

A marathon of low quality movies or tv shows.

TV 'Fox is having another marathon of "Days of our Lives"' Angry Viewer 'God not another tard-a-thon'

by ...bleh... June 21, 2006

fook tard

1: Originates from the combining of the words fucking and retard, in order to emphasize that one is stupid.
2: Jack ass

It was used by pre-teens in school who did not wish to get in trouble with teachers, but still get their point across to whomever they were saying it to.

Chicken? How is that funny, you fook tard!

by Samantha Potts October 6, 2005

hopping tard

someone so beyond retarted they hop up and down. A hopping tard is someone that just annoys the shit out of by their stupidity and lack of self control.Very often bratty children are hopping tards.

that screaming kid's a hopping tard.

by bill's old lady January 12, 2011