sex tap

When you hit somebody with your nether regions, esp. in an affectionate way.

She totally sex tapped me last night.

by woop-de-woop November 18, 2017

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 7, 2013

Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

by Kimm00se September 13, 2011

mix-tap

When you have sex to the mix-tape a guy/girl created for you.

"I put on the mix-tape she made me, then I mix-tapped her."

by Creflo April 14, 2017

Zac Tap

A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.

The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.

"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"

by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

blip tap

A lady's front bum.

Her blip tap was dripping like clogged up gutter!

by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013