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wii touch

a way to celebrate winning a game on the wii with a partner: touching the heads of the wii remotes together
after winning a game on the wii my cousin and I exclaimed "WII TOUCH!" together and touched the wiis
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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Be In Touch CHico

Be In Touch CHico (B I T CH)

Be In Touch CHico - Calling a man a bitch.
"Be in touch chico!" he said in code, as he walked away.
by CatinThehat February 6, 2007
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Teepee Touch

When a native american molests you in his tent.
What young Billy thought was going to be a spirit quest, turned out to be a ruse, for a teepee touch.
by Grian5000 March 30, 2015
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touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.
Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back
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touching tips

The well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. It is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their penises together. Very similar to a handshake. Eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
"Hello there dear Sir, care to engage of touching tips?"
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
by Fromundo June 19, 2016
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Touching cloth

When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.
Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?

Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?

Matt- Deal!
by Squiads 187 August 6, 2010
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I'd touch it

A term used by females to describe a guy that's hot ( or hot enough). It can be a compliment or merely a statement of adequacy. Similar to "I'd fuck him" but only implies an intent for second base. In fact, does not even have to necessarily apply to cock...but it usually does; the "nice girl"'s term for fuckability.
G1: I think Mike is so hot...
G2: Oh, yeah...I'd touch it.

G1: I think Peter is so cute and nice
G2: me, too, but I wouldn't touch it or anything.
G1: oh hells no.
by wordbird1223 November 1, 2007
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