cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"
by rosa1234 January 21, 2012
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Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
by theblackthunder September 13, 2014
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Jasmine the cow

GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jasmine the cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by bananananana split October 25, 2018
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behind the cow

After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.
by wordchick October 06, 2009
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Cows Cunt

I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.
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Cow Bean

1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.

2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.
"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."

"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."
by MadMardigan November 12, 2014
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cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.
by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020
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