Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020
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A modern day Juliette, but instead of finding true love she finds guys on a dating app called tinder and exchanges the term your highness for your hoe-ness.
Wow that girl Julie is a total tinderette, looks like wife material... but is totally just a smash n pass bro!
by Ya boy LB April 20, 2021
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Get the tinder shark mug.“Yo Greg, I can’t golf Saturday. I just scored a tinder-bundle and have to get three dates in this weekend.”
“Janet, the hotties are sliding into my DMs in a tinder-bundle.”
“Janet, the hotties are sliding into my DMs in a tinder-bundle.”
by Pheebalicious May 14, 2021
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by FrancoSinatra May 17, 2021
Get the tindaro mug.Jake: you gonna see that girl again that you hooked up with last night?
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday
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